A soccer coach overseeing a training session (where the kids are mucking about) calls the boys together - and launches into a loud, angry tirade.
"I've had a gutful of you lot! You're just hopeless! How many times do I have to show you this drill? All you do is muck around! And you're the worst Jack! That bloody mobile phone rules your life! It's no wonder you let the team down week after week. You're hopeless! And what are you smirking about Daniel? You're just as bad. I come out here week in, week out with no bloody help or thanks from anyone. I don't know why I bother. Not one of you is trying. Not one. If you get beaten again on Saturday, it would serve you bloody well right!"
Which of the following best describes what you’ve just heard?